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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the best Jewish jokes?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

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