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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:03

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Nvidia Stock Gains. What’s Driving the Chip Maker. - Barron's
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
FAA will restrict flights at Newark airport through end of year - NJ.com
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
3 Black Holes Caught Eating Massive Stars in NASA Data - NASA Science (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
10-year Treasury yield rises ahead of key jobs report - CNBC
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
POLL: ESPN writer stokes the flames of Lions trading for All-Pro EDGE - Pride Of Detroit
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the best Jewish jokes?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!